This is going to be very controversial.
Friendsgiving doesn’t make any sense and is dumb.
Wait! Before you get all upset here’s the truth.
I don’t mean that Friendsgiving, as an event, doesn’t make any sense. I’ve never attended one but by the looks of all the pictures in my Instagram feed, Friendsgiving, as an event, makes plenty of sense. A bunch of friends gather to eat good food and drink good drinks together. That sounds logical enough.
What doesn’t make sense is its awful name. Friendsgiving. You know what that name implies? THAT YOU’RE GIVING YOUR FRIENDS AWAY. On Thanksgiving, you give thanks; on Friendsgiving, you give friends. What the heck you doing that for? Pass them over here. I’ll take your poor friends, you monsters.
That’s it. I don’t like the word Friendsgiving. But have a happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving was a feast shared with friends, so why do you gotta go call eating your meal with friends, Friendsgiving? It’s like calling an estimate – which IS a guess – a guesstimate! Not clever, just redundantly lame.