1. I chose the “Journalist v1.9” theme for this website. After reading its description (Journalist is a smart, minimal theme designed for professional journalists), I knew it was the one for me:

a. I just graduated college with a communications degree. That means I’m a JOURNALIST.

b. I just graduated college with a communications degree. That means I’m SMART.

c. I live in a trailer and my bedroom has 3-foot ceilings. That means I’m MINIMAL.

d. I have a blog. That means I’m PROFESSIONAL.

1. I went with the “Bueno” theme instead.

a. Bueno candy bars taste something real nice.

2. I did a Google search for “quotes about sophisticated ladies” to help me think of a domain name/blog title.

a. Thanks, Judy Holliday.

b. You can read the title two ways:

i. Classygallie? Oh it’s just that classy G, Allie.

ii. Classygallie? Oh, it’s just that classy gal, Allie.

c. I’m reading The Da Vinci Code right now, so I’m really into double-entendres. Call me Jacques.