I’m in Florida until Tuesday babysitting my aunt’s cats. Did you know cats are disgusting creatures? They pee on beds and track poop around the house and smell just awful. They steal turkey sandwiches and hiss at ladies when ladies do nice things for them. They make ladies miss the birth of their first nephew, too — an extra bastardly move.
They also rape arms.
They sometimes trip mothers, too.
classygallie 
Bahahaha “they also rape arms”
LOL! Jeebus that cat’s scary.
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They rape arms? that’s me, finished. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I should not read blogs at the office – it’s awkward when you have to explain)
My sister’s cat rapes my arm every time I see him. I just submit to him now, it’s gross