I used to like cats

I’m in Florida until Tuesday babysitting my aunt’s cats. Did you know cats are disgusting creatures? They pee on beds and track poop around the house and smell just awful. They steal turkey sandwiches and hiss at ladies when ladies do nice things for them. They make ladies miss the birth of their first nephew, too — an extra bastardly move.

They also rape arms.

They sometimes trip mothers, too. 

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7 thoughts on “I used to like cats

  1. cinquecentoproject

    This post is a classic example of how hilarious your blog is. That’s why I nominated you for Versatile Blogger – yay! I really love knowing I can come to your blog anytime I need to laugh out loud. I can even re-read posts and get a good laugh from stuff I already know. You rock.

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  2. Pingback: Why you shouldn’t let me watch your cats/your home/anything you care about « classygallie

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